Brady Once Again to be Injury Report Staple

In one of the best running jokes in the NFL right now, it is being reported by ESPN.com that Tom Brady once again finds himself on the New England Patriots’ injury report.  Brady has been a regular feature on the injury report for years, all the time with the same chronic shoulder issue.  It should be noted that this chronic shoulder problem has not caused Brady to actually ever miss a game.  He has started 108 straight games, won three Super Bowls, been named to the Pro Bowl, and dated some of the most beautiful people in the world - all with a chronic shoulder injury.

So, Tom Brady, on the eve of the weekend when the NFL will finally give its salivating fans exactly what they want - on the cusp of a season in which I, as your fantasy football owner in my league, hope you throw one million touchdown passes with that bum shoulder - I salute you, sir.  You are an inspiration to people with chronic shoulder injuries that don’t actually preclude them from doing their jobs on a regular basis everywhere.

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